An outbreak of the zombie virus spread across the globe overnight. Some say it’s man-made. Others claim it’s from outer space. Either way, TEOTWAWKI is here.
If you’re reading this, you’re one of the few survivors still with Internet. The following is the best zombie gear for the apocalypse from the Living Ready Store. Good luck.
1) Best Zombie Machete: Woodman’s Pal Military
Everyone knows that the only way to kill a zombie is through decapitation. And if you don’t, you will soon. Zombies are squirrely sunuvaguns, so you’ll need gear that can really pack a bite on contact.
Outfit yourself with the Woodman’s Pal Military Premium with Canvas Sheath & Stone. The beefy blade was originally designed to clear brush, chop firewood, make kindling and a ton more. You’ll need it close by for switching between camp work and old-fashioned zombie throat-bustin’.
- 16.5” overall length
- 5” Military style soft leather grip with steel knuckle guard
- High carbon steel blade hardened to Rockwell C47
- Leather wrist strap
- Weight: 25 oz.
Get the Woodman’s Pal Military Premium with Canvas Sheath & Stone from the Living Ready Store while you still can.
2) Best Zombie Emergency Radio: Eton American Red Cross FRX 3
For the latest news on the zombie outbreak, you’ll need a radio that doesn’t run out of batteries. So long as you can turn a hand crank 360 degrees, you’ll always be in touch with the Eton American Red Cross FRX 3.
Here’s what Living Ready‘s Corey Graff had to say in his Eton FRX 3 review shortly before joining the legions on the undead:
The FRX3 is small, just 7.875″ high x 7″ wide x 3.5″ deep, but it’s packed with useful features, including a built in solar panel and rechargeable Ni-MH battery (3.6V/600mAh) for extended use when grocery stores aren’t stocking batteries. It also plays on 3 AAA batteries, for times when the sun isn’t out.
Click here to get the best zombie emergency radio from the Living Ready Store.
Warning: Despite the world ending, this radio may still pick up Top 40 stations. Use with extreme caution.
3) Best Zombie Water Filter Bottle
With the zombie virus contaminating local water sources, having a portable filtration option is critical. The Aqua Vessel Insulated Filtration Bottle is your answer.
It eliminates 99 percent of zombie viruses, plus giardia, cryptosporidium and many more nasties, all on its own. Just fill the bottle with water, then drink. It’s that easy. When paired with a purifying chemical or disinfected water, it’s even more effective.
Click here to get the best zombie water filter bottle from the Living Ready Store.
4) Best Zombie Ax
After a long day, sometimes you just don’t feel like getting off the couch to hack up that grotesque walker lumbering through your front door. If you have the CRKT Kangee T-Hawk, there’s no need to worry. Just give this tactical tomahawk a forehead-splitting toss and you’re done.
Of course, there are many practical uses for the CRKT Kangee T-Hawk, too. It’s perfect for quick chopping tasks outside – or in. The smart design keeps this tool firmly in your hand during smooth operation.
- Overall Length: 13.75 inches
- Weight: 1 lb. 8.4 ounces
- Blade Length: 2.93 inches
- Thickness: 0.23 inches
- Material: SK5 Carbon Steel
- Blade-HRC: 54-55
- Finish: Black Powder Coat
- Grind: Flat
- Style: Axe Edge Front with Spike
- Edge: Plain
Click here to get this best zombie ax from the Living Ready Store signed by its designer, Ryan Johnson.
5) Best Zombie First Aid Instruction
A zombie bite, just like any wound far from help, is serious business. The best thing to do is to quickly clean and close the wound, then see a doctor. But what if one isn’t around and all you have are a few basic First Aid items?
If you’ve taken the How to Treat Wounds & Burns Online Course from Living Ready University, you’ll know exactly what to do. Dr. James Hubbard, MD (aka The Survival Doctor) explains the must-know steps to take for treating wounds on the fly.
Click here to download the best zombie First Aid instruction, How to Treat Wounds & Burns, from Living Ready University.
Bonus: The Cure for the Zombie Virus
You’ll get both with Recipes and Tips for Sustainable Living by Stacy Harris. This book explains how to live and eat with self-sufficiency in mind. It’s as good a cure as you’ll find.